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5 Quotes filtered by Oneliners

Now I know which came first - the chicken not the egg.

David Cameron 22/04/2010

Category: Hecklers (dealing with), Oneliners

Tags: David Cameron, Hecklers (dealing with), Humour, Oneliners

You can fool some of the people all of the time,

and those are all the ones you want to concentrate on

George W Bush

Category: Oneliners, Standing for Office, Voter Turnout

Tags: Elections, George W Bush, Humour, Oneliners, Standing for Office, Voter Turnout

The difference between a misfortune and a calamity is this: If Gladstone fell into the Thames, it would be a misfortune. But if someone dragged him out again, that would be a calamity.

Benjamin Disraeli

Category: Oneliners

Tags: Benjamin Disraeli, Humour, Oneliners

The Labour Party has lost the last four elections. If they lose another, they get to keep the Liberal Party.

Clive Anderson 1992

Category: Labour Party, Liberal Democrats, Oneliners

Tags: Clive Anderson, Humour, Labour Party, Liberal Democrats, Oneliners, Political Parties

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting.

Ronald Reagan

Category: Oneliners

Tags: Humour, Oneliners, Ronald Reagan

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There is no security for any power unless it be a security in which its neighbours have an equal share.

Edward Grey

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