And the teacher's pet award goes to... Conservative MP Simon Hoare.
Watch: Matthew Elliott got ambushed by Michael Crick and made a basic PR mistake
Watch: Tory MPs Alec Shelbrooke and Mark Spencer celebrated with gusto after the final penalty...
Watch: At least Gavin Williamson didn’t tell Siri to shut up and go away.
Why does nobody want to take on Sadiq Khan?
Conservative party activists now appear to be leaning towards Sajid Javid.
Watch: The cockney hard man has beef with 'the geezer' known as David Cameron.
Just when you thought that the Tory war with corporate Britain could not escalate further......
The former Labour acting leader has seen left wingers take top posts in her local party.
Liz Truss made a bad joke about her colleague. But did it actually come from the pen of...
Truss has also tried to weaponise Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri.
Apparently the foreign secretary does not hate businesses - just their lobbyists.
The defence secretary stands accused of 'running to the papers with childish threats'.
The health secretary has agreed to be guest of honur at the Tory Reform Group summer party....
The shadow defence secretary also extolled the virtues of Richard Madeley during a press gallery...
Another drinks party, another guest speaker takes a swipe at Michael Gove....
Watch: Naz Shah was wheeled through Parliament by a fellow MP.
The Brexit secretary grabbed the mic at the Westbourne Communications party.
Watch: The rivals went head-to-head over four rounds on the BBC's Daily Politics.
Watch: Tory peer Lord Robathan came under attack in the Upper Chamber.
The PM claims that cash spent by Labour ‘did not go on directly improving patient care’.