Quotes

32 Quotes filtered by insulting conservatives

if it's a boy I'll call him John. if it's a girl I'll call her Mary. But if, as I suspect, it's only a bag of wind, I'll call it F E Smith.

Lord Chief Justice Stewart

To F E Smith after he commented on the size of Stewart's stomach and asked "What's it to be, a boy or girl?"

Category: Insulting Conservatives, 100 Best Quotes Ever

Tags: 100 Best Quotes Ever, Insulting Conservatives, Insults, Lord Chief Justice Stewart, Pick of the bunch

The Right Honourable Gentleman caught the Whigs bathing and walked away with their clothes.

Benjamin Disraeli 28/02/1845

Attacking Sir Robert Peel for trying to coerce his backbench MPs into following the Government line.

Category: Insulting Conservatives

Tags: Benjamin Disraeli, Insulting Conservatives, Insults

The arch mediocrity who presided, rather than ruled, over a Cabinet of mediocrities...not a statesman, a statemonger. Preemptory on little questions, the great ones he left open.

Harold Wilson 18/07/1961

On Harold Macmillan

Category: Insulting Conservatives

Tags: Harold Wilson, Insulting Conservatives, Insults

It was announced that the trouble was not malignant. I remarked that it was a typical triumph of modern science to find the only part of Randolph that was not malignant and remove it.

Evelyn Waugh 03/1964

On Randolph Churchill

Category: Insulting Conservatives

Tags: Evelyn Waugh, Insulting Conservatives, Insults

She is a bounder, a liar, a deceiver, a cheat, a crook and a disgrace to the House of Commons.

Tam Dalyell 22/02/1987

On Margaret Thatcher

Category: Insulting Conservatives, Margaret Thatcher (quotes about)

Tags: Insulting Conservatives, Insults, Margaret Thatcher (quotes about), Quotes About..., Tam Dalyell

A loutish Minister of the thuggish tendency.

Michael Meacher 28/07/1986

On Norman Tebbit

Category: Insulting Conservatives

Tags: Insulting Conservatives, Insults, Michael Meacher

Dr Strangelove of the economic world.

James Callaghan 16/05/1979

On Keith Joseph

Category: Insulting Conservatives

Tags: Insulting Conservatives, Insults, James Callaghan

Like being savaged by a dead sheep.

Denis Healey 14/06/1978

On Geoffrey Howe

Category: Insulting Conservatives

Tags: Denis Healey, Insulting Conservatives, Insults

They travel best in gangs, hanging around like clumps of bananas, thick skinned and yellow.

Neil Kinnock 22/02/1987

On the Tories

Category: Insulting Conservatives

Tags: Insulting Conservatives, Insults, Neil Kinnock

Did the Prime Minister have some sort of grudge against you by sending this publicity crazed person into your Department?

David Winnick 26/03/1987

To Norman Fowler about Edwina Currie

Category: Insulting Conservatives

Tags: David Winnick, Insulting Conservatives, Insults

I sometimes think that when the prime minister tries to select a weapon it is the boomerang he finds most effective.

John Smith 07/1993

Category: Insulting Conservatives

Tags: Insulting Conservatives, Insults, John Smith

The Tories always hold the view that the state is an apparatus for the protection of the swag of the property owners... Christ drove the money changers out of the temple, but you inscribe their title deed on the alter cloth.

Aneurin Bevan

Category: Insulting Conservatives

Tags: Aneurin Bevan, Insulting Conservatives, Insults

Random Speech

Teacher to French Primary School class: What is the name of the Queen of England?

Little girl: Elizabeth Thatcher?

Anonymous

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