Now I know which came first - the chicken not the egg.
David Cameron 22/04/2010
You can fool some of the people all of the time,
and those are all the ones you want to concentrate on
George W Bush
The difference between a misfortune and a calamity is this: If Gladstone fell into the Thames, it would be a misfortune. But if someone dragged him out again, that would be a calamity.
The Labour Party has lost the last four elections. If they lose another, they get to keep the Liberal Party.
Clive Anderson 1992