Now I know which came first - the chicken not the egg.
David Cameron 22/04/2010
Category: Hecklers (dealing with), Oneliners
You can fool some of the people all of the time,
and those are all the ones you want to concentrate on
George W Bush
Category: Oneliners, Standing for Office, Voter Turnout
The difference between a misfortune and a calamity is this: If Gladstone fell into the Thames, it would be a misfortune. But if someone dragged him out again, that would be a calamity.
Benjamin Disraeli
Category: Oneliners
The Labour Party has lost the last four elections. If they lose another, they get to keep the Liberal Party.
Clive Anderson 1992
Category: Labour Party, Liberal Democrats, Oneliners
