Sydney Bidwell MP: Is the Right Honourable Lady aware that Mr Len Murray, the General Secretary of the TUC, insists that when he sees her, it is like having a dialogue with the deaf?
Margaret Thatcher: I had no idea that Mr Murray was deaf.
Thank you for phoning the Ministry of Defence. If you wish to declare war on the United Kingdom, please press one. If you are the American president and require British forces to join your own to give the spurious impression of international cooperation, please press two. If you wish to register a complaint about the massacre of innocent civilians press three or hold for an operator.
John O'Farrell 20/07/2002
Category: Humour & Satire