A Labour activist is taking a stroll along a cliff top, when he hears voices shouting for help. On closer inspection he sees two people clinging for dear life from the cliff's edge - one a Tory and one a Lib Dem. The moral dilemma, of course, is: which one should the Labour activist kick off first? Answer: the Tory. Business before pleasure...
Tom Harris 12/04/2010
My late husband gave his life to the Labour Party and my loyalty is to the party, and to what Gordon Brown has done for the country... My son holds his own views but I'm very angry about this and very angry with him.
Manjula Sood 04/05/2010
I do not resent criticism, even when for the sake of emphasis it parts for the time with reality.
Winston Churchill 23/01/1944
It is much easier to be critical than correct.
Benjamin Disraeli 24/01/1860