Quotes

22 Quotes filtered by foot in mouth

It's too bad the French don't have a word for entrepreneur.

George W Bush 26/05/2002

To one of his aides on his first-ever visit to France

Category: Quote of the Day, Foot in Mouth, France

Tags: Countries, Foot in Mouth, France, George W Bush, Humour

You're not talking about something down at the DIY store.

Derry Irvine

On his ?‡€£300 a roll wallpaper.

Category: Foot in Mouth

Tags: Derry Irvine, Foot in Mouth, Humour

This is a great day for France.

Richard Nixon

At de Gaulle's funeral.

Category: Foot in Mouth, France

Tags: Countries, Foot in Mouth, France, Humour, Richard Nixon

Other countries have far greater problems than we have.

Edward Heath 19/11/1973

Category: Foot in Mouth

Tags: Edward Heath, Foot in Mouth, Humour

It does not mean of course that the pound here in Britain in your pcoket has been devalued.

Harold Wilson 19/11/1967

On the 1967 devakuation of the Pound.

Category: 100 Best Quotes Ever, Foot in Mouth

Tags: 100 Best Quotes Ever, Foot in Mouth, Harold Wilson, Humour, Pick of the bunch

If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign.

George W Bush

Category: Foot in Mouth, Election Campaigning

Tags: Election Campaigning, Elections, Foot in Mouth, George W Bush, Humour

We expect the Salvadorean officials to work towards the extremination of human rights.

Dan Quayle

Category: Foot in Mouth, Human Rights

Tags: Dan Quayle, Foot in Mouth, Human Rights, Humour, Policy

It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.

Dan Quayle

Category: Foot in Mouth

Tags: Dan Quayle, Foot in Mouth, Humour

Will he review the arrangements for preventing drowning accidents?

John Stonehouse 07/05/1975

Question in the House of Commons

Category: Foot in Mouth

Tags: Foot in Mouth, Humour, John Stonehouse

People can clean their teeth in the dark.

Patrick Jenkin 16/01/1974

On his solution to the energy crisis

Category: Foot in Mouth

Tags: Foot in Mouth, Humour, Patrick Jenkin

Our problem at the moment is a problem of success.

Edward Heath 1973

Category: Foot in Mouth

Tags: Edward Heath, Foot in Mouth, Humour

Would it be right to understand that if there is a statement to be made it will be made by Mr Heath, and if there is no statement to be made it will be made by Mr Butler?

Iain Macleod

Category: Foot in Mouth

Tags: Foot in Mouth, Humour, Iain Macleod

It is tempting to deny, but if you deny you confirm what you won't deny, and by confirming and denying you have announced before you have decided.

Tony Benn 1966

Category: Foot in Mouth

Tags: Foot in Mouth, Humour, Tony Benn

She has indicated to [Mr Kinnock] that she would not be able to be here because she has made herself available to Mr Gorbachev.

John Wakeham

Making an unintended double entendre while explaining to the House of Commons why Mrs Thatcher could attend Prime Minister's Questions

Category: Double Entendres, Foot in Mouth

Tags: Double Entendres, Foot in Mouth, Humour, John Wakeham

I am always on the job.

Margaret Thatcher 1984

Interview on Aspel & Co, explaining that she lived above the shop at Downing Street

Category: Sex, Foot in Mouth

Tags: Foot in Mouth, Humour, Margaret Thatcher, Scandal, Sex

Will this thing jerk me off?

Margaret Thatcher 01/1983

While firing a field gun during a visit to the Falkland Islands

Category: Falklands War, Double Entendres, Foot in Mouth

Tags: Double Entendres, Falklands War, Foot in Mouth, Humour, Margaret Thatcher, World Politics

I should never have said that.

Neville Chamberlain 03/1938

Recently disclosed aside by Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain to his secretaries, immediately after declaring "peace in our time" on his return from Munich in 1938.

Category: Foot in Mouth

Tags: Foot in Mouth, Humour, Neville Chamberlain

You are not talking about something down at the DIY store that might collapse after a year or two.

Derry Irvine 1998

On his infamous wallpaper at ?‡€?‡€£300 a roll

Category: Foot in Mouth

Tags: Derry Irvine, Foot in Mouth, Humour

The British won't fight.

General Leopoldo Galtieri 10/04/1982

After he invaded the Falklands

Category: Falklands War, Foot in Mouth

Tags: Falklands War, Foot in Mouth, General Leopoldo Galtieri, Humour, World Politics

The report speaks for itself. It's a very good report. It's a very long report. I haven't read the report.

Keith Vaz 2001

On the Hammond Report on Foot & Mouth

Category: Foot in Mouth

Tags: Foot in Mouth, Humour, Keith Vaz

Random Speech

He ate too much and took no excercise.

Lord Palmerston

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