As one person in the office said: "He looks like he needs a wee at the beginning."

Another added: "Why does he pretend to play the harmonica when there's not harmonica in the song?"

It just makes no sense.

UPDATE Wondering what else fame-hungry politicians get up to after they lose their seats? Joe Pike's piece for TP, 'From PMQs to primetime', will enlighten you

Tags: Lembit Opik, Pop music