The latest in the ‘touch my bum' incident with Sir Nicholas Winterton - he was spotted at the press gallery lunch with Ken Clarke.

Well, when I say “spotted”, he wasn’t exactly hiding.

In fact, he walked past me, hands in the air, booming: “I’m not allowed to touch. I’m not allowed to touch.”

At least he has kept a sense of humour about the alleged encounter with Natascha Engel MP, I suppose.