Geert Wilders, the Dutch MP, has landed at Heathrow, despite being banned from the UK on public safety grounds but he has little chance of sneaking into Parliament. Wilders made a film linking the Koran, which he calls a "fascist book", to terrorism. He was then invited to show it in the House of Lords by UKIP peer Lord Pearson.

But the policeman controlling the gate at the Members Entrance has a large clipboard featuring an image of Wilders and the words "NOT to be allowed in" with the NOT in large red letters. It's obviously believed he might try and enter Parliament. But how was Wilders expected to get through customs if he's been banned?