The date that Americans pull the lever or punch the button on the hacked voting machine for the next President of the United States of America draws near. As both candidates try to perform some witch-doctor magic on potential swing states like Pennsylvania, (and you have many people that will argue that the state is so firmly Democrat that it would take Obama being unmasked as the Terminator to swing PA to Republicans) one can plainly tell that this election will be close.

Sure, some of the current polls show Obama by up to 14 points because Sarah Palin is the electoral equivalent of FDA-inspected tomatoes to the centrist political palette, but really, it will be close. Obama seems too un-American to too many swing voters to win so easily. Sure, let’s forget the fact that if everyone in the country registered to vote and actually moseyed on down to their local high-school gymnasiums, Democrat would win every time. And no, I don’t have the statistics to back up that assertion. But it sounds about right. America needs Obama’s speedy spending spree plan like Pol Pot needs a new reign of office. And that is a powerful thing; many Americans agree, just ask them. Not enough though, because as everybody knows, you can’t mess with Oprah, and Oprah can be seen walking down Connecticut avenues in Obama-branded pumps.