There was a story in the Sunday Telegraph today which, if it has a semblance of truth, should send a shiver down the spine of anyone who cherishes democracy and despises the corruption of party patronage.

As it was written by that old bruiser Pat Hennessy, hefted to breaking serious news and trusted by the movers and shakers, we would be unwise to ignore it. The story is that to prop up the flickering fortunes of Clegg David Cameron is drawing up plans for a reformed House of Lords to be elected by PR.

If this is true, then all hell will break loose. The Conservative Party will go into a China Syndrome meltdown and the fallout will contaminate a generation.

PR wears the artificial cloak of political respectability and fairness when in reality it does nothing more than cast electors adrift from decision making. As there is no personal link between electors and the elected there is no incentive to fight their cause. There would be no place for men of principle, already on the endangered species list, and no space for mavericks. The House of Lords would regress from a genuinely independent revising chamber to a mere cipher of the political classes.

Look at the scandal of our selections to the European Parliament. The price for jumping aboard this overpaid and underworked chemin de sauce is to regularly perform a sex act on your party machine. It is a grotesque game of snakes and ladders. And it gives parties supreme power and leverage, far more than the promise of a bauble or the threat of a sexual peccadillo finding its way into the redtops.

It is an outrage. A disgrace. A rape of democracy.

Caroline Crampton wrote an excellent piece recently warning that there is a distinct lack of enthusiasm for the reform of the House of Lords. It is something that politicians assume the public are deeply concerned about when they don’t really give a toss. The trouble is that all parties are in theory committed to it, plonked it into their election manifestos and will proclaim that there will be no need for a referendum as it is the will of the people.

Bollocks. It is like saying that Frankie Boyle is an amusing social commentator.

The reason Lords reform has always hit the political quicksands is that it will be almost impossible to whip through the Commons. The House of Lords would be on an equal footing with the Commons and hence the Salisbury Conventions would be dead. This would no longer be a revising chamber, but one committed by its electoral mandate to introduce controversial bills and oppose or introduce financial measures. Fire up the carriage, it’s back to the nineteenth century.

“Ah”, will say our slimy party hack, “only a proportion of them will be elected”. Brilliant! Political Apartheid. Now that will go down a treat.

I suspect that this story is a rather clunky No 10 toe-in-the-water exercise. If it is, they had better remove it quickly as the water is toxic. If however, it is meant to be a lifeboat for Clegg he would be wise to look at the name on the side: Titanic.

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