Toff Tories mock 'Sajid Chavid' for never attending the opera
To the shock of his well-heeled colleagues, the Tory heavyweight admitted he'd never attended the opera.
The Home Secretary was given the cruel name after he admitted he'd prefer to sit down and watch Star Trek than attend a performance of Tosca.
According to the Spectator, a whole host of Tory leadership hopefuls have been given fresh nicknames as the contest to replace Mrs May hots up.
Foreign Secretary Jeremy Hunt has been given the questionable title of 'Pure plasticine', while Michael Gove is known as 'Freakboots' and embattled Transport Secretary Chris Grayling the 'Leaden Lump'.
Your guess is as good as ours...
But Mr Javid's humble upbringing as the son of a bus driver has done little to dampen down the barbs from his colleagues who were dismayed to find he wasn't a regular patron of the Royal Opera House.
Instead, the cabinet heavy-hitter has admitted to having far blander tastes.
In a 2014 speech the then-culture secretary said: "I have a pretty mainstream cultural education. The kind millions of Britons will recognise. I like Star Trek. I like U2."
Surely if anything about Sajid's cultural proclivities is going to be toxic at the ballot box it will be a soft-spot for Bono.....
Those looking to find Rebecca Long-Bailey's official campaign website could be in for a surprise after a cyber stunt.
Leading Brexiteer Mark Francois has stumped up £1,000 to back the campaign to get Big Ben bonging on Brexit day.
Uri Geller has offered his pyschic services to the Government in response to Dominic Cummings call for "misfits and weirdos" to come and work for the Prime Minister.
Start as you mean to go on. With total and utter bewilderment.